Screwed 1/2

Two men kidnap turd,

Pretend to be criminals:

On "Starz!" every day.

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother 1/2

Hooray for Sacker!

This bizzare and funny film

Has bulging eyeballs

Evolution

Flying alien

Captures female shoplifter

Is there any plot?

I never watched this movie

Bean 1/2

Mayhem, confusion

A disturbing bathroom scene

All in all, "Bean" rules.

Teen Wolf 

Major cheese alert!

Michael J. Fox in towel -

Best part of movie